Jump N' Jive Junkies

Do you remember ‘The Gigglers’? Of course you do!! And if you’re anything like us, you probably loved Lolly and Roxie the best. They were sooooo cool and always wore THE coolest outfits!!!

But where are they now?!?

*If you’re super sensitive you might just wanna scroll past this bit!

Cos this is the truth, and it ain’t pretty…

The truth is the REAL Roxie & Lolly are a couple of the nastiest, meanest, fucked up skanks you could ever (not) wish to meet.

Let’s take Lolly first of all:

An acid tongued alcoholic with a superiority complex. Seriously, this bitch has enough ‘issues’ to fill an entire season of Dr Phil.

When she isn’t knocking hard liquor down her blotchy neck, or crashing (out at) the Teen Choice Awards, she’s attacking innocent fans on their Facebook page - like your very own Glitzy Girl, Ashley Turner!!!

As for the toxic shit-show that is Roxanne Dennis.

Roxie can be summed up in two words: Crack whore - only without the dignity. She practically sprinkles her cornflakes with speed!! She is a nasty, twisted, junkie train wreck.

Is it any wonder neither of them have had any work since The Gigglers ended?!

Both Lolly and Roxie are a pair of pathetic, washed-up Z-listers - and we advise that you stay well away from them and their Facebook page!!

MYTHBUSTERS presets FUN FACTS! by carla barry

• For the recording of “Got the Giggles,” the producers used a special analog mixer to delete out Lolly’s horrid singing voice: T/F
• TRUE! the gravely squawk was canceled out by a combination hi pass filter (and a dying cow. jk)
• Between them, Roxie and Lolly can boast 14 criminal charges!
• FALSE! Roxanne alone holds the title with a baker’s dozen, but Lolly has long avoided the long arm of the law (though some theorize she’s the mastermind of the pair.)
• Someone pass the penicillin? Lauren DeWitt, aka Lolly, has the clap!
• TRUE! She admitted it very casually on the “Ask the Gigglers Aftershow” episode 10, season 2. And we know what happens with STIs and sexual partners… meaning Roxie can’t be far behind!
• Dueling Diagnoses: The pair have attended treatment facilities more than 20 times, combined.
• TRUE! Lolly has been to rehab 8 times, and was labeled a “special concern” for her ability to manipulate staff and patients. Roxanne has been admitted over 15 times, though 12 of those times, she’s gotten the boot within one week for failing to comply with rules. (Read: sex on premises)
• Straight… Z’s? Roxanne Denis earns one of the lowest scores in the history of the Purity Test.
• TRUE! After screencapping her score to send in an email to a “romantic interest” and accidentally hitting “Reply All,” Roxy let the world know her score: 18.5% That is everything but necrophilia.
• Leaky faucets: For the fourth time this year, the internet has gone crazy over LEAKED photos of the couple, au flagrate.
• FALSE! It’s been SIX times this year. And well over twenty times total. Either these whores want attention or somebody really needs to learn to text.